Roadkill Christmas Chords

[Intro]
D A Dsus4
 
[Verse 1]
D                         A
Got my dog and a 6-pack inside my truck
                                  D
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
                                               G
There's a deer in the headlights and though it might be a sin
G            D         A        D
I gunned the motor and run over him
 
[Chorus 1]
       G   A    D
It's a Roadkill Christmas
G       A       D
Venison pretenderized
       G   A    Bm      G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
            D               A                D
'Cause they freeze when the lights hit their eyes
 
[Verse 2]
    D                   A
She loaded him into the back of the truck
                                   D
I was driving us home, that's when he done woke up
                                    G
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear-view mirror
   G          D         A          D
My wife was a-wrestlin' with a mad deer
 
[Chorus 2]
       G   A    D
It's a Roadkill Christmas
        G     A           D
She had fifty pounds over him
       G   A    Bm      G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
       D            A           D
It was no time 'til she had him pinned
 
[Verse 3]
       D                    A
By the time we got home, he was her pet
                           D
That night, he slept on my side of the bed
                             G
I had to spend the night out in my truck
      G        D          A                D
But I had some beer, so I didn't give a... darn
 
*JEFF Boy, Bubba J, that was close.*
*Bubba J Yeah I know, I almost said damn.*
 
[Verse 4]
  D                    A
A couple days later, I made him a deal
                                       D
If he worked for me, then he would not be my next meal
                           G
I covered his antlers with foil and then,
  G                D       A           D
I plugged the T.V. cable into his rear end
 
[Chorus 3]
       G   A    D
It's a Roadkill Christmas
      G            A        D
Every Sunday, he's up on my roof
       G   A    Bm      G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
      D              A    D
I get NASCAR and the NFL, too.
 
[Chorus 4]
       G   A    D
It's a Roadkill Christmas
     G         A          D
That dumb deer changed my life
       G   A    Bm      G
It's a Roadkill Christmas
     D              A       D
Next time, I'll run over my wife!
 
[Outro]
D G D
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