Too Fast Chords
by Jon Lajoie4,228 views, added to favorites 20 times
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TOO FAST
Jon Lajoie
CAPO: 6th
CHORDS: Em D C G
Em D Em D
I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
Em D Em D
I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath
C D
When I focus my mind I always reach my goal
C D
But there's one thing I cannot control
G
I come too fast
Em
I come too fast
D Em
A couple strokes and my erection
D G
Is a thing of the past
G
I come too fast
Em
I come too fast
D Em
Sometimes it's even game over
D G
Before I take off my pants
Em D Em D
I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick
Em D Em D
Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About Schmidt
C D
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two
C D
But if we doggy style oh man I'm screwed
G
I come too fast
Em
I come too fast
D Em
I carry a spare pair of underwear
D G
In case a girl sits on my lap
G
I come too fast
Em
I come too fast
D Em
I swear I'll even shoot my load
D G
If a fly lands on my shaft
G C G
Oh~-oh~-oh~
Oh, damn it
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