Too Fast Chords

by Jon Lajoie
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Difficulty: absolute beginner
Capo: no capo
Author Jiansen [pro] 32. Last edit on Feb 13, 2014
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Chords

Em
D
C
G

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TOO FAST
Jon Lajoie
 
CAPO:   6th
CHORDS: Em D C G
 
Em          D               Em                 D
I can run a hundred miles without stopping for rest
Em              D               Em                 D
I can stay underwater for five minutes on a single breath
C                     D
When I focus my mind I always reach my goal
C                                D
But there's one thing I cannot control
 
        G
I come too fast
        Em
I come too fast
  D                     Em
A couple strokes and my erection
     D            G
Is a thing of the past
        G
I come too fast
        Em
I come too fast
   D                Em
Sometimes it's even game over
D              G
Before I take off my pants
 
Em                D            Em               D
I've read all the articles and I've tried every trick
Em                      D            Em             D
Thinking of sports or of naked Kathy Bates in About Schmidt
C                                       D
If the girl's on top sometimes I'll last a minute or two
C                                 D
But if we doggy style oh man I'm screwed
 
        G
I come too fast
        Em
I come too fast
 D                      Em
I carry a spare pair of underwear
    D                     G
In case a girl sits on my lap
        G
I come too fast
        Em
I come too fast
   D                    Em
I swear I'll even shoot my load
     D              G
If a fly lands on my shaft
 
G   C   G
Oh~-oh~-oh~
 
 
Oh, damn it
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