Delusions Of Adequacy - Keiths War Chords

Title: Keiths War
Artist: Delusions of Adequacy
 
 
Am		Am		
guy named named keith's in a war
G		G
doesn't know what he's fightin' for
F		F
but he's aware that using nair
E		E7
on your armpits is a bad idea
 
 
Am		Am
he's got a friend
G		G
his name is ben
F		F
but he ain't gentle
E		E7
he's kinda mental
 
 
Am		G	
keith and ben fightin' in the war
F		E
keith and ben fightin' in the war
Am		G	
keith and ben fightin' in the war
F		E
keith and ben fightin' in the war
Am		G
they gots to find the key to the door
F				E
but the key's in a dragon at the bottom of the ocean
 
 
Dm		  	Am	Em  E7		
but that boy ben, got himself a notion
 
 
Am		   G		F	 	E	E7	
"we go down to the hospital and get some oxygen tanks
Am		   	  G		      F	 	E	
and while we're there our vampire friends can raid the blood banks
Am		   	  G		      F	 	E
then down to mark's work wearhouse to get us some toques
Am		   G		F	 	E	E7
now someone get me a bucket before i's fucking pukes"
 
 
Am		G	
keith and ben fightin' in the war
F		E
keith and ben fightin' in the war
Am		G	
keith and ben fightin' in the war
F		E
keith and ben fightin' in the war
AM		G
they gots to find the key to the door
F		E
but the key's in a dragon at the bottom of the ocean
 
 
Dm		  	   Am		Em  E7		
but how do they fight him, gots another notion
 
 
 
Am		  	 G		    F	 		    E		E7	
ben says it's close to new year's eve we'll get more fireworks then you can believe
Am		  	 G		    F	 		    E		E7
an epic battle did ensue now of to pizza hut to eat a hearty stew
 
 
Am		G
keith and ben won that war
F		E
went to find out what's behind that door
....
...nothing
 
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